Date Everything has a defiantly chaotic cast of characters—some flirtatious, some jumpy, and some just plain crazy. Curt and Rod are in the latter group. As a pair of cartoon drapes with an up-in-your-grill demeanor, they bring snark and charisma to the table. Though they don’t date, players can try to date them both simultaneously—if they can keep the trash talk going.
Where to Find Curt and Rod?
Curt and Rod, who share the Dateable 9 slot, can be discovered by scanning any curtain rod or curtain throughout the house. Avoid scanning the window itself, or you’ll meet Wyndolyn instead.
These two love to roam, and they aren’t tied to just one room. Instead, you’ll need to seek them out in various locations around the house to advance their storyline. Their dynamic doesn’t change from window to window, but the dialogue does—making each encounter a new episode in their ongoing comedy routine.
Curt and Rod’s Locations
You will locate Curt and Rod in eight major areas of the house, ranging from the bedroom to the laundry room, through the gym, living room, dining room, office, kitchen, and entryway. While there can be more than one window in a room, checking just one will resolve the issue. At each place, there is something new that surfaces about their story.
The first encounter sets the tone. Ask if they’re okay, compliment Rod, and comment on their back-and-forth insults as “love language.” Express curiosity about their “rules,” and let them know you’re invested. It’s all about embracing the drama without being mean.
Winning Them Over Room by Room
Rod and Curt award praise for smart comebacks. Be witty, tease subtly, but never skimp from the brink of cruelty. When you strike that one magical note, you’ll be rewarded with stickers like “Got ‘Em” or “Ooo Shady” to tell you you’re on your way.
In each room, you’ll hear about their past, imperfections, and the affection through all the backtalk. From helping Curt through a crisis of faith to taunting Rod over a terrible pickup line, it’s all worth it in an attempt to win their trust—and eventually, their hearts.
Making the Relationship Official
Once you’ve spoken to them in all eight locations, the last stage begins. You’ll also get to speak to Curt and Rod individually, so you’ll finally get to see the human individuals behind the exhibitionism.
With Curt, be interested past the joke. Make him know you want to spend more time with him and that there’s something more than his sense of humor that draws you to him. With Rod, request his story, praise his bravery, and tell him you’re attracted to him too—though he is arrogant.
They’ll both acknowledge your interest but insist on talking to each other first. Return the next day to any curtain, and they’ll confront you—together.
This is your moment of truth. Tell them you’re happy to see them, own up to your feelings, and confirm you’d love to date both of them. That confession leads to their Love ending.
Relationship Outcome and Realization
Flirting with Curt and Rod is worth Sass SPECS points no matter what—friendship, romance, or explosive flames. If you desire to get their true ending, you will Realize them with their special Realization Recipe:
| Category | Requirement |
| Smarts | 40 |
| Poise | 85 |
| Empathy | 40 |
| Charm | 85 |
| Sass | — |
As soon as they are Realized, Curt and Rod become human, and their true character is apparent. They share one of the game’s most memorable characters romances.
Curt and Rod have something unique in Date Everything: a bumbling, loving, and really humorous romance—twice. To win them over takes having patience with their nuttiness, standing your ground in their repartee, and demonstrating that you are more than another beachcomber.
